Quantified Intimacy: 6 New Sexual Biohacking Tools 

[00:00:00] Elias: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to the stage intimacy expert, the millions, Susan Bratton. Let’s hear it for Susan. Come on.

[00:00:12] Susan: I’m really excited because this is the first time I’ve ever presented the idea of quantified intimacy. That’s the name of my talk today. And there are now enough products in the quantified intimacy space that I can show you a lot of things I like to do. Susie’s sexy show and tell. I like to show you how to achieve your orgasmic potential.

[00:00:44] Susan: I like to talk about how extending your sex span. Extends not only your health span, but also your happiness span. That’s the best thing. I also [00:01:00] wanted to let you know, I’ve got some wearables on right now. This is a vibrating ring. It’s not quantifying anything, but it’s vibrating. It’s a vibrator you can wear, which I think is kind of a cute thing by unbound babes.

[00:01:13] Susan: I’m also wearing an Apollo Noro, and it’s been stimulating my nervous. Systems so nicely today. You’ll see that in the fashion show later. And the first thing that I wanted to do was I wanted to show you your homologous genital structures, because I’m presuming there’s some science nerds in the audience.

[00:01:35] Susan: Where’s my sciencey people? Where’s my healthy science people? Exactly. All right, so let’s get this going. So that’s a penis. And what’s really interesting about the penis is that about 50% of it sticks out of your body and about 50% of it goes in and down towards your testicles and your penis is almost all [00:02:00] spongy tissue and it gets filled up with blood, and that’s how you get an erection.

[00:02:05] Susan: And of course you’ve probably heard that we all start out the same in the beginning in utero, and then some of us get a bath of hormones that changes the way our genitals are expressed in these versus Audis. Well, what’s interesting is that that entire erectile tissue complex of the penis is exactly the same amount of erectile tissue that we have in our vulva system.

[00:02:37] Susan: And the vulva system is three erectile tissue systems. One is the clitoral structure, the glands, the shaft, the little arms called chora, the legs called vestibular bulbs, the C clal body. But we have a second tissue structure, which people call the G spot, but it’s not a spot. [00:03:00] It’s like a long noodle, uh, like a tube of sponge.

[00:03:04] Susan: Thank you. And then, oh, Vanna White is on the stage with me today. And then the third erectile tissue in the female system is between the lower part of the vagina and the rectum, and it’s called the perineal sponge. So we have the same three sponges in our vulva system as our male bodied partners do in their penis, and that’s really important when you get into quantified intimacy.

[00:03:35] Susan: Sexual rejuvenation, sexual biohacking, because what you’re working with a lot of times is things like pelvic contractions, blood flow hemodynamics, which you guys will be happy to know. You’ve got bang in hemodynamics us, us ladies. We are more like slow flow. You guys are like b. [00:04:00] And it’s there if you’re healthy, where, where we need that 20 to 30 minutes of what some people call foreplay.

[00:04:09] Susan: But I just call love making because intercourse though, it’s my favorite thing in sex. I like everything else. It’s kind of like all my children. I love them all for different reasons, so whether it’s kissing or breast play or uh, oral pleasuring or whatever it might be, they’re all equally important, equally erotic and equally orgasmic.

[00:04:35] Susan: The body has the ability to have over 20 kinds of orgasms, which is just incredible, and this is the penis and the clitoris, and they’re basically the same tissue arranged in different order. It’s really, really important to understand how how much erectile function [00:05:00] is important for pleasure. And then this is the illustration of the three spongy chambers in the penis.

[00:05:10] Susan: And there are the three spongy chambers of the vulvovaginal system. I can’t say vagina ’cause that’s just the inside. And I can’t say vulva ’cause that’s just the outside. So I say Volvo vaginal system, or I say the word yoni. YONI. My favorite four letter word and that’s the tantric love making word for the whole system of the female genital structure.

[00:05:40] Susan: So you might hear me say yoni as well. Thank you so much. Good job. Looks like Christmas at my house, man. One of the most important things is that a lot of this quantified intimacy technology is actually stimulating the brain to genital experience, whether [00:06:00] we’re talking about, uh, core puzzles or nerve endings or mechano receptors or the, uh, temperature sensors in our cellular system.

[00:06:11] Susan: The way that you have the best orgasms is to have the most blood flow and the most stimulation to the tissue so that your brain registers it as pleasure. 

[00:06:24] Susan: Alright, so let me show you a couple of things. I’ve got the Joy Luxe V Fit, gold vaginal rejuvenation system. This is a very interesting company and I have had great success helping women do restoration of their vaginal mucosal lining, reverse incontinence, as well as thicken that vaginal mucosal tissue.

[00:06:55] Susan: Bringing blood flow and engorgement so that sex [00:07:00] feels even more plump and juicy and pleasurable. And this also collagenates the tissue through warmth, warmth, stimulation for. Kind of like kegeling pelvic health and photobiomodulation. You insert it in the vagina, scroll your Instagram for 10 minutes every other day.

[00:07:24] Susan: It feels delicious, and I really like to use this product as well before I know I’m gonna have a date with my husband because then my internal genital structures are very. Engorged engorgement is the key to increasing your sexual pleasure. So this is a fantastic product. It’s app driven, so it shows you your improvements.

[00:07:54] Susan: So this is a vacuum erection device, A VED, otherwise known as a penis [00:08:00] pump. And what you do is you stick your penis in here. It’s currently surrounded by a red light wrap, and it has an automatic electric pump head that pulls the blood. Into the tissue, and as you’re pulling the blood into the tissue, you’re essentially exercising the erectile function, the capillary action, and where the capillaries go, the nerves follow.

[00:08:23] Susan: So as you age, you can tend to have sensation loss. This reverses the sensation loss. It’s used for reversal of atrophy, but it is also used for male enhancement, which means making your penis bigger, improving overall volume, penile dimension, and that is, I have been quoting 20% overall improvement in penile volume within 10.

[00:08:54] Susan: Months to 12 months of consistently pumping a couple of times a [00:09:00] week. But we have a Pump Smart app with this brand, Dr. Joel Kaplan company, and now they have a hundred thousand data points of men who are actively and consistently pumping. They’re seeing overall penile volume in that cohort. As 40% overall volume in five months with the most growth in the first month, which is good ’cause it kind of, it like gets everything going again.

[00:09:32] Susan: So if you’re either reversing, atrophy, feeling like you want more firmness or you just. Want a bigger dick, which every guy I know pretty much does. Like a lot of the, I’ve helped 20,000 men with their penis pumps. I’m at the third edition of my penis pumping protocol book. And, um, the, even the guys who have giant penises, they.

[00:09:58] Susan: I can make this bigger. I know [00:10:00] I can. You should see the, you should see the dick pics. I get you guys. I mean, I think I get the best dick pics in the world. Um, these are interesting because women can pump as well. Remember we have the same amount of erectile tissue. This is a vulva pump goes right over there.

[00:10:19] Susan: You’ve heard of Ozempic vulva. Well, good news is you can plump everything back up again. That gets flacid and this. And there are smaller ones and bigger ones are clitoral pumps. And I do pump my clitoris because the bigger and meatier that thing is, the better. I orgasm and we atrophy just like our male bodied partners.

[00:10:41] Susan: So these pumps are quite good. I have some pumps here, so let’s give these away. I have two lady pumps if anybody would like to practice pump. It’s really fun to see your clip pop into the cylinder. Yes. Here darling. Right here. Just lemme know if you need any [00:11:00] help with that. I’m, I mean, not hands on. Uh, and then I also have the, what is called the dual cylinder.

[00:11:10] Susan: Whopper system for men. This is the men’s pump with the auto grow. Yes, please. It’s really fun to pump together. Yeah. It’s couples who pump together, hump together, I think is what I should be saying here. I’ve got another men’s pump who would like to have, yes, of course, darling, please. You’re gonna love it.

[00:11:32] Susan: It feels good. It makes your penis nice and veiny and super mouth watering. One more lady pump. Who wants a clit boner. Here we go.

[00:11:45] Susan: Got it. Okay, good. Thank you for your positiveness about this. You guys are doing a really good job. Woo. I’m just throwing my billos everywhere. Okay, next up is the lioness. Oh my god, I love this so [00:12:00] much. So here’s the lioness. This is a quantified orgasm. The lions is amazing. This is a San Francisco company.

[00:12:09] Susan: Anna Lee is the founder, and this is called a rabbit style vibrator. It goes intravaginally and stimulates the external clitoral and labial structures. And it will help you come better. It measures orgasmic intensity, pelvic contraction, duration of orgasm, and the style of orgasm, and she has an incredible data set.

[00:12:37] Susan: And an app driven experience that allows you to continue to improve and to Orgasmically cross train to go from having oceanic to avalanche to wave types of orgasms. So I have one of these innocent one over who would like to quantify their [00:13:00] orgasms. Come on up here, mama. Here you go. Enjoy that lioness.

[00:13:06] Susan: Also, I don’t have enough to give everyone. If you wanna find out what these things are after I mention them, I put the links to everything@drivedesire.com. Oh, it’s not on this slide. Well, it’ll be on the next one. So, uh, the next. Thing I wanna tell you about is the power shot. It’s a stroker that allows you to solo pleasure and work on your stamina and your Kegels.

[00:13:34] Susan: The Kegels are important because you have to have good pelvic musculature for that force of orgasm. The. Force of ejaculation you have, the more pelvic squeeze that you have, the better your prostate works, the more pleasure you have. So semen volume is important as well as the force of your ejaculatory and expression.

[00:13:58] Susan: So lemme show you another [00:14:00] one that’s very similar. I’ll skip to that, which is the Chiru power shot vibrating Stroker. Uh, this is very interesting because what it does is it has two motors and the two motors actually you put gel in here, you put lube in here, and then as you are stroking your penis, you can squeeze your penis.

[00:14:24] Susan: And you can give yourself sensation down the entire length of the shaft all the way up to the glands, where of course it feels the nicest ’cause it has the most nerve endings. This works with an app, and the app will give you stamina, breath work, musculature control, and nutrition recommendations for improving your stamina.

[00:14:50] Susan: Men’s number one sexual issue is performance anxiety. And it’s the anxiety that often makes men come faster than they want. [00:15:00] So you can both incorporate the power shot into your solo pleasuring routine and build your stamina, which I love. And what’s really interesting about this is that this device. It also works with this.

[00:15:20] Susan: So this, now of course, I’m showing a vulva here. This is a stroker and this stroker is another way that men can have solo pleasure. But what’s really interesting is where this is is going, which is synchronized sex tech. So this stroker will fit into this device. And this will also fit into this device, and this is called a Keyon.

[00:15:47] Susan: And the Keyon will automatically stroke you for you. It’s hands free. This is really interesting ’cause the Keyon will fit in here. And [00:16:00] then you can basically just sit here. I think I have it backward. Hang on. I don’t have the right equipment for this one. You can basically put this in here. I don’t have it on.

[00:16:10] Susan: Right. But, um, put it in here and you can automatically pleasure yourself and work on your stamina, but you can also. Attach it to devices. This is my current favorite toy. I have literally been self pleasuring three times more than I normally would since I got this. This has been fantastic. This is called the Pearl three.

[00:16:38] Susan: It’s an internal vaginal vibrator and it can synchronize to the strokes controlled by an app, and you can parallel pleasure yourselves in the same room, or you can do it over the internet thousands of miles apart. And many of us are in [00:17:00] relationships where we’re far apart. And so now we have the ability at What’s really interesting about this.

[00:17:07] Susan: Is that if your male partner is controlling the app and stroking himself for his pleasure, you can feel this up inside your vagina and you can feel what guys do to make themselves feel good. And I gotta tell you, they got some tricks. So this is super fun and the app has video, so these are really, really interesting.

[00:17:33] Susan: This is the other product that goes with it that’s called the pro wand. And I like stacking. I’m a biohacker. I do stacks, I do stacks of peptides, I do stacks of supplements, I do exosomes, stem cells, new cells, plasmapheresis, and I also use this and this simultaneously. When you activate more tissue. [00:18:00] You engorge it, you improve your orgasmic response, and it gets better and better.

[00:18:05] Susan: At 64, I’m having the best orgasms, the best sex of my life. Your sex gets better with practice. Not worse as you age, you got something to look forward to. Mama. I heard her go. Oh, I thought it was gonna be all over for me. Okay, next. Thing I wanna show you, and I’ve just got two more quick things. This one’s really funny.

[00:18:31] Susan: I know you guys are gonna be like all shocked by this, but this is super cool quantified intimacy because it’s adaptive ai. All right, let me see if I can get this sucker going. Oh yeah. There we go. There we go. Hope it doesn’t hop off the table. So this is by Tracy’s dog, and what’s interesting about this is that it is truly adaptive ai.

[00:18:57] Susan: Ooh, what [00:19:00] happened? I don’t even know what that was. Um, so what’s really cool about this is that the app, AFI A-I-P-H-Y, like AI physical. It comes with like romantic partners that will talk to you. I’m shooting things all over the place here. Thanks Mason. And um. You can have, like, you can chat with it.

[00:19:24] Susan: It’ll talk dirty to you and it will learn what makes you have the best orgasms over time. And it’s like, it’s raining sex toys. I gotta turn this sucker off. This is a really cool thing too, because it will learn over time what gives you the most pleasure. It’s gonna go to like werewolves and cent and you know, that’s what we wanna have sex.

[00:19:49] Susan: Right. So it’s gonna be really, really fun. See how I started you guys all off on homologous tissue and now I’ve got a giant vibrator up here. It’s a slippery slope with me. Just [00:20:00] FYI. Okay, last but definitely not least. Okay, so this is also a really cool thing. This is called the firm tech tech ring. 

[00:20:12] Susan: Now you know how they say that erectile dysfunction is like a, your canary in the coal mine for your heart.

[00:20:18] Susan: Issues and things like that. Like when you start getting soft and the veins start disappearing and everything. Well, it’s actually the thing to track is your nocturnal erections. You wanna have a few of those every night and you’d, you really wanna make up. Wake up with Morning wood. The firm tech has a sensor on it.

[00:20:37] Susan: This goes under your penis and this wraps behind your testicles. It’s really quite comfortable. You wear it at night. It’s app connected and it will keep track of your erectile function and help you see the improvements of your sexual regenerative therapies. The stack is [00:21:00] nitric oxide supplementation.

[00:21:02] Susan: Vacuum erection device and acoustic wave. The brand I like the treatment I like is called gains wave, G-A-I-N-S, gains wave. That will restore function in almost every man. And by the time you’re 40, you’re starting to see decline. It’s very similar to the female perimenopause, menopause. And so the firm tech Tech ring is an excellent tracking system for your erectile function.

[00:21:32] Susan: Okay, I think I did my list. I’ve made a disastrous mess up here, but I have some things I’ve got Who’s gonna take it? Come on now. That’s my girl. Call me and let me know how it went and which one you had the date with. Did she choose the werewolf? The Centar, the buffed body trainer, [00:22:00] or who knows the alien from another planet, we’re gonna have intergalactic sex.

[00:22:08] Susan: Alright, who would like this power shot? Pleasure. Yeah. Come on down. Stamina. Trina. Can I throw it? Boop. Good job. Who would like to measure their erectile nocturnal erections? All right, enjoy. And I have two. These are performance rings from firm tech. They don’t have the sensor in them, but they’re very good for holding more firmness in your penis for, um.

[00:22:39] Susan: Intercourse and also for improving your overall, uh, orgasmic capacity. Who would like one of these? Like, yeah. Good. You got it? Who’s got, yeah. Here we go. This is why you sit in the front row. And last thing I have, and it’s not quantified, but it’s [00:23:00] so damn good. I had to bring one for you guys. Okay? So this is the coolest thing.

[00:23:06] Susan: This is a little tiny clitoral vibrator. It goes on the Mons Venus. You know the, the fur above the outer labia of that part. It sits there and it’s got this little vibrator that vibrates your clitoral shaft and clitoral glands for your lady boner. This is a penis ring with a proximity sensor in it, and as you make love.

[00:23:39] Susan: It goes like this,

[00:23:50] Susan: and what it does is it toggles your parasympathetic and your sympathetic nervous system, so it improves your orgasmic [00:24:00] ecstasy. It has, it comes with the little harness, a silicone harness. You can wear it during love making. It also comes with these little silicone pads that’ll just stick it right on there and it just stays there and you just peel it off when you’re done.

[00:24:14] Susan: It’s l it, it’s lube impervious. And um, you can also wear this as a panty vibrator and you can give your partner the app control and they can give you orgasms. So there you go. Who would like to have the Luxus system right here. All right. Oh, I’m sorry. I got, I got said yes to her already. Let me know how you like it.

[00:24:38] Susan: Okay, well, that’s it. Thank you so much for letting me tell you about how important your sex fan is, giving you some new toys and ideas, and I really appreciate all the bright smiles and your excellent, uh, kindness to me. Thank you so [00:25:00] much.